Proposal · April 2026 · Prepared for Elaine & Olivia

14 unique statics
a week, built for

You drop new collections every three weeks. Your in-house team of four is already maxed out keeping up with that, let alone feeding Andromeda enough creative diversity to scale. We ship 14 net-new concepts every Friday, each one tagged by persona, angle, and emotion, so nothing gets forgotten and nothing goes untested.

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$6,000 / month 14 net-new concepts / week 9x16 & 1x1 formats Delivered every Friday
One concept per $1K of spend. That's the math.
A few of the brands we've built for
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Two Weeks In

What 14 statics a week did for one of our clients last month.

1.12→1.97
ROAS
+76% in 14 days
+20%
Spend
Over the same window
14 / wk
Statics shipped
Net-new concepts, no iterations
Where You Are

Four-person team. Three-week drops. Not enough creative diversity to feed the auction.

"We're going to spend $300K across in May, and Meta is still 60% of that. We have our own in-house content creation team of four. We're constantly dropping collections. Every three weeks."

"We have a lot of ads. Maybe not compared to what you normally do for your big, big clients. But we think it's a lot for us."

The Thesis

Your problem isn't volume. It's diversity.

You're already shipping a lot of ads. The issue is that Andromeda rewards creative distinctness, and when your team is heads-down on the next drop every three weeks, variety is the first thing to go. We exist to flood the account with concepts your internal team wouldn't have time to make.

01

Every drop deserves its own angle set.

New collection every three weeks means 17 drops a year. Each one needs concepts for coverage, confidence, post-baby bodies, beach vacation, honeymoon, first swim of the season. You can't staff for that cadence of persona work. We can, because it's the only thing we do.

02

Native-feeling beats polished right now.

Your competitors are flooding Meta with high-production hero shots. That's fine, do those too, but the creative lane that's actually opening up is the opposite: iPhone-on-the-beach, selfie in the mirror, notes-app hijack, Reddit-screenshot reviews. AI-assisted where it helps, on-brand where it has to be.

03

Every ad is an observation, not a bet.

Persona, angle, emotion, format tagged on the way out the door. When a concept scales, we double down on its combination within the week. When one fatigues, we know exactly which neighbor to try next. Your forgotten winners come back into rotation.

The Process

How the 14 get made, every week.

Two proprietary tools sit behind the pipeline. They're what turn "make more ads" into something that compounds for a brand with your drop cadence.

1
AdLib

Gap analysis on Dippin Daisys + the swimwear category.

We pull your full ad history and benchmark every competitor in swim and fashion. Tagged by persona, angle, emotion, format. Output: where you're over-indexing on offer-promotion, where the category has white space, where you can win.

2
Iteration Tracker

Account intelligence dashboard, shared with Olivia.

Persona × angle × emotion mapped to spend. Circle size = dollars. Which combinations you turned off too early, which sub-personas you've never even tested. Olivia sees the same view we do, always on.

3
AI + Human Loop

14 concepts generated, reviewed, polished.

Directions from the two tools above. AI produces a first pass against your collection renders, lifestyle library, and UGC. A human reviews. An editor cleans fonts, copy, and crop. Only then does it reach your Slack. No AI slop ships.

4
Flywheel

Everything shipped gets tagged, watched, iterated.

When a static takes off, we turn it into a before/after, animate it into a GIF, swap the hook, rerun on the next-door persona. That iteration work is included. It replaces one of the 14, it doesn't add to the fee.

Recent Work

A sample of what 14 a week looks like.

Formats we're leaning into across the book right now.
JoyMode handwritten checklist
JoyMode · Handwritten
Jones Road post-it
Jones Road · Post-it
Go Brewing napkin
Go Brewing · Napkin math
Jones Road TikTok UGC
Jones Road · TikTok UGC
Cumin Club receipt
Cumin Club · Receipt
Jones Road flatlay
Jones Road · Flatlay
Berkeley shirt diagram
Berkeley · Diagram
Go Brewing lockscreen
Go Brewing · Lockscreen
Jones Road mono headline
Jones Road · Mono headline
Luma scale
Luma · Proof hook
Groomie collage
Groomie · Collage
Jones Road founder
Jones Road · Founder
Cumin Club iMessage
Cumin Club · iMessage
Easy Man HRV
Easy Man · Data hook
Go Brewing calendar
Go Brewing · Calendar
JoyMode · Handwritten
Jones Road · Post-it
Go Brewing · Napkin math
Jones Road · TikTok UGC
Cumin Club · Receipt
Jones Road · Flatlay
Berkeley · Diagram
Go Brewing · Lockscreen
Jones Road · Mono headline
Luma · Proof hook
Groomie · Collage
Jones Road · Founder
Cumin Club · iMessage
Easy Man · Data hook
Go Brewing · Calendar
Ravek research doc
Ravek · Research doc
Jones Road letter
Jones Road · Letter
Go Brewing notes app
Go Brewing · Notes app
Jones Road IG Story
Jones Road · IG Story
Berkeley slump
Berkeley · Hook
Jones Road unboxing
Jones Road · Unboxing
Go Brewing still life
Go Brewing · Still life
JoyMode comments
JoyMode · Comments
Jones Road features
Jones Road · Features
Luma velocity
Luma · Editorial
Groomie render
Groomie · Render
Jones Road editorial
Jones Road · Editorial
Go Brewing Strava
Go Brewing · Strava
Easy Man recovery
Easy Man · Numbers
Cumin Club notes
Cumin Club · Notes
Ravek · Research doc
Jones Road · Letter
Go Brewing · Notes app
Jones Road · IG Story
Berkeley · Hook
Jones Road · Unboxing
Go Brewing · Still life
JoyMode · Comments
Jones Road · Features
Luma · Editorial
Groomie · Render
Jones Road · Editorial
Go Brewing · Strava
Easy Man · Numbers
Cumin Club · Notes
Ravek ChatGPT hijack
Ravek · ChatGPT
Jones Road whiteboard
Jones Road · Whiteboard
Go Brewing AI UGC
Go Brewing · AI UGC
Jones Road Reels B/A
Jones Road · Reels B/A
Delta iMessage
Delta · iMessage
Jones Road bullets
Jones Road · Bullets
Go Brewing Reddit
Go Brewing · Reddit
Cumin Club math
Cumin Club · Do the math
Jones Road meme
Jones Road · Meme
Berkeley Q&A
Berkeley · Q&A hijack
Luma studio
Luma · Proof
Jones Road negative marketing
Jones Road · Negative
Go Brewing fitness
Go Brewing · Fitness ring
PlayhouseMD
PlayhouseMD · Hook
Go Brewing post-it
Go Brewing · Post-it
Ravek · ChatGPT
Jones Road · Whiteboard
Go Brewing · AI UGC
Jones Road · Reels B/A
Delta · iMessage
Jones Road · Bullets
Go Brewing · Reddit
Cumin Club · Do the math
Jones Road · Meme
Berkeley · Q&A hijack
Luma · Proof
Jones Road · Negative
Go Brewing · Fitness ring
PlayhouseMD · Hook
Go Brewing · Post-it
The Package

Static Volume, $6K flat. Media buying consulting, +$1K.

Core retainer is the creative pipeline. The optional add-on plugs Olivia directly into our media buying brain for account structure, bid caps, and testing strategy.

SELFMADE STATIC VOLUME

14 a week, tagged end-to-end.

$6,000/ month
  • 14 net-new static concepts per week, delivered every Friday. Standalone pieces of creative, not variations on one idea.
  • Formats: 9x16 and 1x1. Covers feed, Stories, and Reels placements.
  • Built on top of your collection renders, lifestyle shots, and existing UGC. We ingest what you already have.
  • Every concept tagged by persona, angle, emotion, format on delivery.
  • Iteration work baked in. If a static takes off mid-week, the before/after, GIF, or hook swap replaces one of the 14.
  • Whitelisted through a secondary Facebook page when on-brand rules require it. You keep brand integrity, we keep volume.
  • Friday Slack delivery, bi-weekly performance dashboard, shared access to the AdLib + Iteration Tracker views.
  • Month-to-month. No minimum term.
One concept per $1K of Meta spend is the floor we build around. At your May run rate ($140K on Meta), 14/week is the right volume.
OPTIONAL ADD-ON

Media Buying Consulting, +$1K / month.

Olivia runs the account. We become her extension. This is a strategic partnership on top of the creative retainer, not a replacement for your in-house team.

  • Bi-weekly calls with our head of growth, reviewing the account with Olivia.
  • Shared Slack channel, always-on. Quick questions, not ticket queues.
  • Account structure reviews. Bid caps, cost caps, campaign consolidation, ASC vs. manual.
  • Testing cadence tied to the creative we're shipping, not generic playbooks.
  • Whitelist setup guidance for on-brand hedging through secondary pages.
$1,000 / month. Layers on top of the retainer. Same month-to-month terms, cancel anytime.
WHAT'S NOT IN SCOPE

Long-form video. Email. Organic social.

Static is the lever we know moves the needle fastest on accounts your size. Your in-house team keeps making video. We don't touch the social calendar. Just creative volume, tagged and delivered.

Reporting & Access

You see what we see.

The dashboards are the part that sticks. Share them with Olivia, with Elaine, with anyone else on the team pointed at the same account.

Weekly Friday ad delivery

14 net-new concepts land in Slack every Friday. Tagged files, concept notes, placement suggestions. No approval gate, no review call.

Full dashboard visibility

Persona × angle × emotion performance, spend-weighted. Cluster mapping. Where to double down, where a sub-persona has been under-tested. Always-on, shared with Olivia.

Swimwear category benchmark

Dippin Daisys mapped against competitors and fashion-wide. Where you're over-indexing on offer-promotion, where the white space is. Refreshed as new competitor ads surface.

Iteration Tracker

Live view of everything shipped, tagged PAE, scored by performance. Olivia has the same map of what's working that we do, for every collection drop.

Kickoff

5 business days from signed to first delivery.

Day 0

Signed, access granted.

Meta Business Manager partner access, Shopify collaborator, asset library read access. Shared Slack channel spun up. Everything after this runs in Slack.

Day 1–3

AdLib ingest + swimwear category benchmark.

Full Dippin Daisys history pulled and tagged. Competitor benchmark compiled across swim and adjacent fashion. Dropped into Slack for you and Olivia to react to.

First Friday

First 14 statics delivered.

Slack drop with tagged files, concept notes, and suggested placements. No brief approval step, no review call, just ads.

Every Friday after

14 more, tagged and ready to ship.

Dashboards refresh bi-weekly in Slack. If you take the media buying consulting add-on, the first bi-weekly call lands in week two.

Ready when you are, Elaine.

The full deck lives at the link below. Loop Olivia in. If it's a go, we can have access requests out and the first statics in your Slack inside of a week.

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